Maggie and instant wanton soup ftw.

Because aku bo lui already. ._.

My flava was expressed on 5:57 AM

That 'Grr' face of yours just made my day.

Grrrrrrr.
Heh.

My flava was expressed on 4:37 PM

Time to ditch the H,
and utilise the B.

Because I have no more time.

But I'll be ready to get it back.

Mood has been bad,
and will continue to stay bad,
because my throat hurts like hell.
Pfft.

My flava was expressed on 12:34 AM

Dear Star,

help me.
just for these 2 weeks.

My flava was expressed on 2:51 PM

Home run.

Jonas,
you lose.

My flava was expressed on 1:35 PM

At the end of the day,
the message is..

Jonas is a dumbfuck.

Yup, you totally are.
You should probably just die and rot.

My flava was expressed on 12:16 AM

So what now.

Biggest failure?

Yeah no doubt.

My flava was expressed on 2:04 AM

I never knew the stairs outside my house can be such a comfy place to chill.

My flava was expressed on 4:38 AM

Freeze and drill.
I.must.get.them.by.Saturday.

Can I?

I really don't know.

Because I never managed to achieve a goal for bboying before.

We shall have imba training tomorrow.

My flava was expressed on 2:16 AM

Just reached home not long ago from practice.
Leaving house now to meet up with the others to finish choreo-ing.

Damn tired.

But I guess every group is as tired as us.
So yea,
good luck to all the teams.
Everyone will do well.
Have faith.

K bye.

My flava was expressed on 2:43 AM

Time check.
It's 6:50am now.
I'm damn tired.
But I HAVE to blog this out right now if not I'll just be too lazy to do it another day.

Okay so it's nothing really big like I saw Michael Jackson but then...
it's like a super interesting experience and to a certain extent,
it will make you laugh at me.
Pfft.

Now it all started when I came back from performance at Telok Blangah.
I met up with Rahim, Brian and Jaylene at Mr. Teh and we walked Jaylene back home.
So after that, lepak with the other 2 at the bus stop until Rahim's bus came.
Then me and Brian continued to lepak at some place near our house.

So that was around.. 2-3am?
We stayed there to lepak and choreo for like few hours until we both just felt like sleeping right on the spot and..
we did.
Before we fell asleep, there was this man who walked past us and sat opposite us, not further than 5metres from us.
And so, we just fell asleep.

Next thing we know,
his bloody dog started barking and obviously both of us would wake up immediately since we are like super close to it.
The owner was asleep and it ran off to chase a cat.
So we just ignored that and went back to sleep.

And guess what,
the dog came back and started barking again.
This time it's like non-stop hits.
Just bark non-stop. -.-
Me and Brian guessed that the dog thought its owner is dead,
so it's like asking for help because it's not an aggressive bark.
As irritated as we were, it started to become amusing.

People from the blocks that we are in between of,
started to SHHH out of their windows.
Then soon, people started coming out of their houses.
And next thing you know, there are disturbed neighbours gathering around the place.
But no one dared to wake the bugger up because the dog would bark at whoever that goes near the owner.
The owner is one big fucker because he could still wake up to adjust his position before going back to sleep.
So he can't be like totally asleep but just don't wanna bother about his dog.
Soon, the paramedics and the police came.
But all of them couldn't do anything.
So the 2 officers went back to the police post to take stuff and the paramedics were just clueless.

Here's the climax.
Me and Brian were thinking of a plan.
Like one person distract the dog, while the other go and wake that asshole up.
The dog got distracted by a person who took water out for the dog to drink.
So I walked one big round to the other side and sneaked beside the fella.
The moment I stood right beside him, the dog turned and saw me.

Then it started walking towards me and I immediately tapped the person twice.
Next thing I know, the bloody dog was running towards me and I just ran like one loser.
Luckily the dog's main priority is the owner, not me.
So it didn't chase me all the way.

AND GUESS WHAT BRIAN WAS DOING?
He was standing there laughing his ass off.

So the heroic attempt failed and so it was back to the constant barking with the faggot sleeping.
Now here's the most dopest thing that happened.
Someone from the 3rd floor threw a water bomb down and it landed right beside his face.
At first he still wasn't moving so I was going to throw a bottle at him already.
Then he started wiping the water off him and he woke up.
So the dog noticed and stopped his continuous 'HELP MY OWNER' bark.
Instead, it came towards me and started growling at me like as if it's telling me,
'Eh big boi you just now try to be funny right?'
I just stood there, pointed my bottle at it and just shouted SMLJ at it,
which made the people laugh. Lol.

So he woke up,
the police and paramedics spoke to him.
Don't know wtf he was saying and yup,
it was 6.15am already.
Pfft.

So I got home and..
OKAY BYE I WANT TO SLEEP NAO.
VERY TIRED.

My flava was expressed on 6:50 AM

High or low threshold of pain?

I don't know.

My flava was expressed on 1:46 AM

Thank you,
for the special moment today. (:

And anyway,
mad props to Joyce and The Boys for clinching 3rd in World Hip Hop,
beating Philippines Allstars and Kaba Modern.
-does the dope sign-

K bye.

My flava was expressed on 2:21 AM

Yet again,
I embarrassed and disappointed the shit out of myself today.

But that won't happen the next time.

Oh and I found out today,
the scheming will get what they want,
while the fools get nothing.
Nothing at all.

Perhaps I need to learn to be scheming.

I've had enough of this shit.

K bye.

My flava was expressed on 1:38 PM

Let me teach you guys something I'm sure many of you don't know.

How to completely and I mean COMPLETELY enjoy instant noodles?

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Eat only when you are really hungry.


K bye.

My flava was expressed on 10:51 PM

Enough is enough.

I give up.
Again.

My flava was expressed on 6:29 PM