Sunday, April 29, 2007




OMG. BEWARE PEOPLE. BREAKING NEWS BREAKING NEWS. THIS MAN ABOVE, IWAN AFUQYA, IS A HIGHLY DANGEROUS TERRORIST. HE HAS MANAGED TO ESCAPE OUT OF AZKABAN(is that how it's spelt?) AND NOW HE IS BACK TO STRIKE TERROR INTO THE HEARTS OF THE INNOCENT. HE WOULD ATTEMPT TO HYPNOTISE ANYONE AND THEN... UGH I DON'T WANNA SAY IT. JUST BE CAREFUL IF ANYONE IN YOUR MSN OFFERS TO SHOW HIS/HER(he might have already hypnotised a girl) WEBCAM TO YOU.

Ok, I seriously think I'm horribly retarded.
That day I was feeling terribly bored and I realised that Jean was feeling down.
So I tried to cheer her up using my webcam.
Then I started to enjoy it so I used it on Vivian, Harris and Joselyn too.
I started doing the retarded stuff as you can see from above.
I like my smile. xD
But I think the most retarded one is the dancing.
Yes I was dancing in front of the webcam.
Not my COOL popping or bboying though. xD
It was some indian dance. LOL. :X
It was damn retarded but nonetheless fun.
Hah.
Someday if anyone feel bored,
you can feel free to ask me to entertain you. xD

Then I went to Joselyn's blog and saw this interesting quiz thingy.
Here goes.

Here's the deal. You look over the following list and see how many of these things you have done. BUT you have to ADD up the money amount along the way.

PS, the smaller the amount the BETTER!!!!!

1. Had sex: $6.00
2. Smoked: $5.00
3. Got drunk: $5.00
4. Went skinny dipping: $3.00
5. Kissed someone of the opposite sex:$4.00
6. Kissed someone of the same sex:$4.00
7. Cheated: $2.00
8. Fell asleep in class: $0.50
9. Been expelled: $5.00
10. Been in a fist fight: $3.00
11. Given oral: $5.00
12. Got oral: $5.00
13. Prank called the cops: $3.00
14. Stole something: $2.00
15. Done drugs: $5.00
16. Dyed your hair: $0.50
17. Done something with someone older (like a few years): $3.00
18. Went out with someone OVER 18 (if your under 18): $4.00
19. Ate a whole thing of oreos: $0.50
20. Cried yourself to sleep: $1.00
21. Said you love someone but didnt mean it: $1.00
22. Been in love: $4.00
23. Got caught doing something that you shouldn't have been doing: $1.00
24. Went streaking: $4.00
25. Got arrested: $5.00
26. Made out with someone at the movies: $2.00
27. Peed in the pool: $0.50
28. Played spin the bottle: $1.00
29. Done something you regret: $3.00

Wahaha. Only $41.
I'm a nicer boy compared to Joselyn who got $46. xD

Peace,
roxnap.


My flava was expressed on 1:43 PM

Tuesday, April 24, 2007


Yes I'm here to update my blog.
Happy Wendy?

At this pathetic moment I'm eating noodles that are making my mouth so fucking dry.
And I'm in a foul mood.

I have not done any fucking homework for the past few days.
And I don't think I have been studying enough.
Yet I'm still not studying. -.-

I'm not going to state the main reason why I'm in a foul mood.
Some of you already know why.

Okay I think I won't be blogging much until the exams.
I will update you all on my exams as usual like last year.
For now,
I'll go listen to some girly man to cheer me up.

Peace,
roxnap.

My flava was expressed on 10:02 PM

Tuesday, April 17, 2007


Rah.
I'm injured. ):

These past few days have been quite bad for me.
Mostly due to the emo bacteria keep attacking my body,
thus making me emo.
And I have decided to focus on my studies due to something.

Today I went to Toa Payoh Sports Hall to support our school's event in the Interschool Competition.
Although I knew we were going to get trashed by schools like Chung Cheng,
I went there just to slack.
And I almost fought with the Manjusri Secondary people.
We had a small quarrel at McDonalds but they didn't do anything to me.
I was actually expecting a fight but oh well,
I guess it's better if there isn't any fight.

Went back to school after watching the competition.
And I finally had my first bboy battle.
It was against Jerven and Rongbin was the judge.
I realised it really isn't easy to go out there and just bboy.
But at least I have experienced it,
so I guess I would do better the next time.
Especially at SMU this Saturday.

Oh yeah I need to talk about SMU.
Last Friday Terence, Rongbin, Jerven and me went to SMU to break.
No one was there so we were more relaxed.
But after that our seniors at Oschool came.
At that moment Jerven and I stopped practising because we felt very pressured.
We left soon after that.

Next day was Saturday.
We had our Bboy lesson at Oschool and after that we went to SMU again.
But this time when we reached the Oschool seniors were there already and there was another group of bboys.
All of them were better than Jerven and me so we felt very pressured again.
Soon they had a cypher and it was damn nice.
But me and Jerven was like hiding at the side and we didn't do anything.
But we had told each other that we would do something the next time we go SMU.
Yeah we will.

Midyears are coming soon.
It would be a goood way to see if I've been studying hard enough.
Hopefully I would do well.

Peace,
roxnap.

My flava was expressed on 7:28 PM

Monday, April 09, 2007


Lala Lala
Lala Lala
Elmo's World~

It has some link to today's post okay.
I shall start it off by telling you how retarded my day was yesterday.

I was supposed to be spending my day at home either studying or doing whatever.
But Nicolas asked me out for a movie.
And he said,
'Meet latest 6 outside bunk.'
So I went to bunk at 4+ and he wasn't there.
I bombarded his phone with calls but he didn't answer any of them.
So I got pissed and went to Plaza Sing to play PS3 and Xbox 360.

And I swear I didn't know there are such idiots in this world until this day.
I was watching people play this game called Resistance on PS3.
And they are just simply retarded.
First guy took the controller and started running in the correct direction.
Everything was fine until the aliens or whatever came out and he started shooting.
But the thing was,
he didn't aim at all.
He didn't even touch the R3 which is used to aim.
So he died.
Okay next player.

This player knows how to aim.
But the moment aliens appear,
she rotate the L3 and R3 like mad.
Which caused the character to run in circles and shoot in circles.
Obviously she died too.

Then there was this guy who was shaking his head behind the two noobs so I presume that he is more normal than the two retards.
So he took over the controller.
And I expected something better.
He started off trying out with the controls.
Which showed that he is slightly smarter than the two idiots that charged forward without knowing which button is reload.
But in the end he treated the game like some stealth mission.
He moved to every single spot SLOWLY.
And I think he has no balls to charge and kill anything he sees which is supposedly the purpose of that game.
Oh and at this part of the game where he have to face three aliens that have barrels as cover,
he couldn't kill them and he was fricking hell stuck there.
And the fucking thing is,
he hogged the machine even when he died at the same spot over and over again.
At the 5th time or so,
I couldn't stand it and laughed right there beside him.
And he was almost crying. -.-
Seriously he need to grow some balls.
After that he finally realised he is a noob and left quietly.
Bloody shit.

After that went to watch the movie Number 23.
It is a stupid show.
Don't watch it.

Went home soon after having dinner at Plaza.
Got all emo and shit.
And I spoke to Chengliang.
He is really still the person who understands me the most.
I told him about what's going on in my life recently.
And he really gave me a lot of very good advice.
I guess he is the only one who can do this since no one understands me better than him and I believe no one possess the same ability to think of guailan yet useful advice or just words to cheer me up.
Just look at this.

Don't be emo. Be elmo.
And you make a good elmo.
Elmo is a furry red gayhole.
You are a big gayhole.
Which means you are 1/3 there.
Just be red and furry. - Chengliang

He is an amazing guy isn't he.
Yeah.
But I'm still emo.
Great.
Whatever.

Peace,
roxnap.

My flava was expressed on 9:22 PM

Saturday, April 07, 2007


Saturdays are fun.
But I'm not exactly in a good mood to enjoy it.
And today is considered an 'emo' day.

I was actually supposed to be in school this morning for extra wushu training.
But I forgot to set alarm last night so I woke up 10mins before they ended.
So completely wonderful aint I. xDD

Went to meet Jerven and Weijie at the library bus stop.
They were blaming me non-stop for taking my time because they missed a bus 27.
But it really wasn't my fault what.
They can't expect me to brush my teeth and bathe too quickly if not it defeats the purpose of doing them doesn't it.
Morons.
Lol.

Jerven's house was quite big.
I was going to practise bboy at his house but sadly his folks were at home.
So I ended up trying to make his younger brother speak to me and I seriously regretted doing that.
He is one of the most irritating 5year olds I have ever met in my whole life.
Serious.

Rushed to O School and I swear I witnessed the best Popping session ever.
I think the Kulture Break guy came back so they had another session.
This time it wasn't only Ben and Omatic popping,
but Max and Weijie also showed their skills in front of the big crowd.
This session has reignited my love in popping.
So I decided that I shall start practising my popping again.
Wahahaha.

The bboy lesson was tiring but fun as usual.
Today I mastered my Kip up variation and I realised my shoulder freeze has improved a lot.
So the leg raise exercise did work. xDD

Went to Bunk and many people was emo.
Let's see how many are there.
Oxy, Latte, Kenshin, Piggy(okay i guess she was pmsing but it still counts), phat0m(okay he was just angry but it also counts) and last but not least, me.
Okay fine not many but it is more than usual.
XiaoAi asked me to show him shoulder freeze so I did it in Bunk.
So embarrassing lah. x.x
ii shhyy 0nne w0rxx.
Okay fuck that.

Went for dinner with XiaoAi and -BHB-AHDI(i think it's spelt like this x.x).
Was gossiping and gossiping and gossiping non-stop.
So fun. xDD
Eh guys also gossip okay.
Just because we have a dick doesn't mean we can't gossip.
So fuck you if you say we are gays or whatever.
We are perfectly normal males, with blood that is filled with the desire to screw some hot babe up. xDD
Okay whatever.

After that went to play at the escalator outside Bunk with Jean and Piggy. -.-
So bloody retarded man.
Said goodbye to everyone and I started on my dangerous and lonely journey to...
My house. xD
Okay I'm lame.
Whatever.

I'm going to bunk again tomorrow man.
This would mean I'm going bunk for consecutively three days in a row man.
Ugh and I have to bboy for Hanns next Saturday outside Bunk if not she is going to dao me.
Bloody evil woman right.
Tsk.

I shall end this post with the phrase of the day.
I hope people could feel the greatness of it.
Enjoy. xD

'Ahh I fuck you lah.' - Gary

xDD

Peace,
roxnap.

My flava was expressed on 10:10 PM

Sunday, April 01, 2007


YO MY NIGGAZ!!~

Today is a Sunday..
So expect me to be blogging in less than 24hours from now.
Because tomorrow is yet another Monday.
And I absolutely love blogging on Monday mornings while eating cup noodles. x)

I need to study for my Egeog test tomorrow.
I don't have my textbook with me because I forgot to bring it home. x(
But luckily,
I have a wonderful friend called Priscilla Siah Xin Yi who is willing to scan the textbook pages for me.
I love my friends man.
Wahahaha.

Yesterday was nothing but TIRING.
Left for school early in the morning to meet the Wushu assholes.
Was damn emo when I reached the school because of something.
We left for Nanyang Girls for our Mock Competition on the bus at around 9.40.

I had alot of free time because I only had one item.
So I was practising some bboying with Weijie and Jerven.
I was practising my shoulder freeze while Weijie and Jerven were struggling with it.
Then Winston came over and tried a shoulder freeze.
And amazingly his shoulder freeze was very good.
Even better than mine. >.<
Then he did a move that Lilou did during the Red Bull BC One 2005 Battle of the Year.
And Lilou emerged as the champion of that event.
So all of us were totally shocked.
I used to think Winston is a very weird boy who always does stupid and brainless stuff.
But from that day onwards,
he got all my respect man.

Took a cab down to O School because we would be late if we take a bus.
Yesterday's lesson was more interesting.
Because we learnt two new stuff.
We learnt how to go into a Baby Freeze from a 6-step.
Wenzhi was like,
'Next I'm going to teach you all a freeze, *points at me* which I think you already know.'
Then I go like O.O
I guess he said that because he saw me doing Baby Freeze earlier.
Rongbin was laughing at me from outside because I toppled over while trying to get into a Baby Freeze.
Asshole. xD

Went home and was damn tired from the Wushu and bboying.
So I slept until this morning.

Time to break.
Cya my niggaz. x)

My flava was expressed on 5:22 PM

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