Bloody turban.
There is only around 2weeks to my first paper of O levels.
I seriously don't think I'm prepared, at all.
Let's just pray the papers will get hit by birdshit so they will postpone the exams. :/

Alright,
moving on to my day today.
Wanted to meet up with Jerven and Qiyang for a practise session this morning.
I need to practise because yesterday in school I didn't really practise much as I realised I cannot really do footwork properly in my dumb Nike shoes.
Which means I desperately need a pair of Puma Suedes by end of this month so that I can start off my insane training after my O levels.

In the end the practise session was cancelled because Jerven had something on.
So I stayed at home whole day until Keith called me in the late afternoon.
He invited me over to his house for some party.
We had dinner at his house before going to play LAN at Crossfire.
After playing LAN we went to have prata. :D
Yes the dope prata I always mentioned about.
I didn't know Keith's house is walking distance from that place until today.
Went home shortly after the prata.

Sometimes I really wonder if it is worth it doing all those things because you never once showed that you possess any genuine concern for me..

Peace.

581.

My flava was expressed on 1:27 AM

Ahh.
Today is quite a good day I can say.

Woke up quite early today.
But left home at 7 as usual but today I went to 7-11 to buy chocolates for Shuqi.
WHICH led to me to miss my 291 bus,
WHICH led to me running to the next bus stop just to take the next bus,
WHICH led to me seeing Shuqi on the same bus,
WHICH led to me being late for school.
Hoho.
But I sang the National Anthem loudly and that pleased Mr Ong so he let us off.
No detention. :D

Alright school was short and boring as usual.
After lessons I went to wait for that Yeo Huiwen's assembly to end so I could teach her how to draw the Front End Plan drawing for D&T.
Then we went to play block catching.
Yes block catching, I know I'm spastic.

After all that we went back to school.
I started studying with my friends when they study for their EOYs.
My plan for today's Night Study Program was to finish my Chemistry Ten Year Series.
But then I became a part-time POA teacher for Wendy, Alana and Jerven.
So I was teaching them using the whiteboard in the conference room.
I taught them Provision for Doubtful Debts, Disposal Of Fixed Assets, Current account, and Balance Day Adjustments.
If any of these come out in tomorrow's POA mock test,
they better be able to do it.

Okay,
time to go back to study through the night AGAIN.
Coffee is my current bestfriend.

Peace.

576.

My flava was expressed on 11:33 PM

Today's post is going to be loooooooooonnnnnngggg.
Yea just like that 'long' word.
I have quite alot of things to blog about.

Firstly, before I forget,
something very important.
XINGHUEI I SHARED YOUR JOY.
BUT I CANNOT SAY OUT WHY,
BECAUSE IT'S A SISTERLY SECRET THING. x)

Okay.
Secondly,
I would like to thank those girls who gave me the supposedly birthday cake on 18th Sept.
Although it may not be a full cake,
and it doesn't exactly look decent or edible,
it really cheered me up especially when I was feeling down that day.
Thanks everyone. x)

Next,
Today I woke up at 9.30am when I'm supposed to meet Terence and Jerven at 9 for our Bboy session.
So I was late, as usual. ._.
But the practice was rewarding.
After that we went to Yoshinoya to have our lunch and study.
We were walking around Century Square at first and there was a XBOX360 outside Best Denki.
So I decided to act like some loser who has never played any game before.
And Jerven recorded it down.

So after that we went to S11 to eat.
And after eating,
I was watching some dumb video and I was laughing non-stop.
Jerven recorded it down again. -.-




Yes I know I have a gay laughter.
But I didn't know it until Jerven showed me the video.
And guess what,
I started laughing at myself.
Spastic right....

Alright, next up.
Graduation Day 2007.
It was quite stupid to have our Graduation Day at that stupid temporary canteen.
But we have no choice right.
I made the class video that would be played when our class go up to take our certificates.
And here it is.




And the best part of that whole day.
Our class performance.
We ended our Ngee Ann days the 4R4 way,
with fun, fun and more fun.
Here's the video.




I know you're gonna say it's damn gay.
Well, I couldn't agree more.
And and,
Rongbin recorded a clip of me moonwalking.




Good right.
Lol.

Ohyes,
someday last week.
I left my earpiece in class and Rongbin thought he left his MP3 in class also.
So I sneaked into class.




Uh,
I want a pair of Puma Suede badly.
I shall try to save up before the $69 offer at Parkway/Junction 8 Royal Sporting House ends.
If not I'll need to save up for the full price, which is $99.
Uh I want those shoes man. :(

Alright,
this is the end of my post.
Now I'm tired and I want to sleep.
Goodnight people. (:


Look at the 'lovely' view of our school.

Peace.

573.

My flava was expressed on 8:36 PM

You think you elder brother you big fuck.
You think you cooked dinner for me you big fuck.
You think you push me first you big fuck.
You think you let me use computer to do tomorrow's class audio for performance you big fuck.
You think you told me not to vacuum the floor after I bathe so that I won't get sweaty again you big fuck.

What,
just because I say I will bathe after I vacuum, I must do it immediately?
What,
you control my life ah.
You listen to what I say and control my life according to what I say?
So what, I say I will kill you tomorrow, then tomorrow you let me kill lah.
Talk cock sia you.
You say I got a fucking attitude problem then you leh?
Ask me go bathe need to shout anot.
I your dog ah.
I say okay I go bathe now you shout GO.
Obviously I will shout back right.
And I need to get my ass off the fucking chair first also right.
And you say I'm the one with attitude problem.
Who started it you tell me lah you dipshit.

And what,
you say what's with my fucked up face.
YOU EXPECT ME TO SMILE AT YOU WHEN YOU PUSHED ME AND SHOUTED AT ME FIRST?
ARE YOU FUCKING STUPID OR WHAT.
THEN WHEN I SMILE AT YOU, YOU NOT HAPPY. -.-

You cook for me,
THANK YOU LAH.
Then when the soup dry up,
I also never say anything.
I never complain, YOU COMPLAIN WHAT FUCK.

And you say in NS life is just bathe eat then sleep.
Cannot delay or MSN.
OKAY LA.
NS that time I do la.
Am I in NS now?
NO RIGHT?
THEN?
You say you want me learn.
YOU THINK I WILL GO INTO NS AND MSN AH.
FUCK YOU LA YOU THINK I SO STUPID AH.

AND NEXT TIME IF YOU THINK I'M SMELLY.
TELL ME IMMEDIATELY.
YOU DONT HAVE TO TOLERATE FOR A FEW HOURS AND THEN SHOUT AT ME.
AND YOU NEED TO PUSH ME SO MANY TIMES ANOT.

Aiya,
fuck you lah.

571.

My flava was expressed on 10:31 PM

Well well.
According to Harris,
when I entered the school my face was so black that he didn't want to pass me my present.

But the day turned out to be a good day.
Claire gave me 3presents in total.
Then I received a paper with wishes from Belle and Yingting. (:
Yanting gave me a sexy cap with my name SEWN onto it. :D
Xinghuei gave me some gay present but the letter was so touching I almost cried. :/
Jerven gave me a black beanie. :D
And Harris gave me some sexy black cup. :D

But still,
the best present I got until now is the dog tags Jean bought. :D

And and.
I tell you ah,
Veronica sent me a happy birthday sms from Australia!
So touched sia.
Thanks thanks. :D

So despite all the shit that happened and the detention on my birthday,
the day was still generally a good birthday.

During the detention Mdm Riza saw Tammy and asked her if she still have anymore detention.
If yes, she could come over and teach her Science.
Then I asked if I can join in.
This is what she said.

'Jonas, you are very smart one. You are just lazy. Very lazy.'

Lol.
Guessed I should really stop being so lazy huh.

WORK HARDER LAH JONAS.
AND STOP THINKING ABOUT GIRLS IF NOT I WILL MANHANDLE YOU.

Okay, that's dumb.

Peace.

My flava was expressed on 5:53 PM

Happy Birthday Jonas.
Smile and party you asshole.

This year I made the stupid order list of who wished me happy birthday.
Amazingly the last on the list last year is the first on the list this year.
Well, thanks to everyone. (:

1. Huiwen
2. Tabitha
3. Jean
4. Weiloon
5. Zheyar
6. Keith
7. Angelyn
8. Rongbin
9. Jerven
10. Emily
11. Carolyn
12. Gina
13. Jaslyn
14. Ying Qian
15. Yixuan
16. Charmaine
17. Szeling
18. Karen
19. Xinghuei

Peace.

568.

My flava was expressed on 12:00 AM

I reached school at 10.05am today.
Super late.

I got 90 for POA.
I don't know whether I should be happy with it or what.
Because I was rather confident of getting above 95 for this paper.
But still generally a good result.

After school detention for 2hours again.
Wasted most of my time reading the content page of my POA textbook. -.-
Still have 4 more days for detention.
Uh, I need to study during detentions man.

My horoscope for today sounds damn nice.
But I have learnt to not trust horoscopes too much especially if they are talking about something good, in case I get my hopes too high.
But here goes.

The Bottom Line

You will start to see a new person open up to you in a deep and meaningful way.

In Detail

Keep on keeping on -- you are closer than ever to getting what you want, and if you just keep going you will soon (very soon) see a sign that things are about to change the way you want them to. If you're on a diet, you'll notice your clothes fitting differently. If you're working on a new relationship, you will start to see this person open up in a deep and meaningful way. If you are just trying to stay positive, you will soon get the encouragement you need.

A little too nice right.
And I saw something interesting in Siokhui's blog so I copied it.
She won't mind lah hor. :)

喜欢一个人，在一起的时候会很开心 ；爱一个人，在一起的时候，会莫名的失落
喜欢一个人，你不会想到你们的将来 ；爱一个人，你们常常在一起憧憬明天
喜欢一个人，在一起的时候永远是欢乐 ；爱一个人，你会常常流泪
喜欢一个人，好久不见，会突然想起他 ；爱一个人，好久不见，会天天想着他
喜欢一个人，当你想起他，会微微一笑 ；爱一个人，当你想起他，会对着天空发呆
喜欢一个人就是希望大家都开心 ；爱一个人希望他会更开心
喜欢一个人，你要的只是今天 ；爱一个人，你期望的是永远
喜欢一个人，是看到了他的优点 ；爱一个人，是包容了他的缺点。

Alright,
Bboying session tomorrow.
Can't wait to try Jerven's Puma Suedes.
And I might make another bunch of videos again.
So this is it.

Peace.

562.

My flava was expressed on 9:35 PM

Lester made my day,
Although he is gay.
We were together today,
I even made him pay.

Omg,
I just made a poem just like that.
Hah.
We went to cut our hair together today.
I must say my hair is gay ass short.
AND I MUST SAY..
GAY ASS SHORT. -.-
Then we came home and he was being gay as usual.
Look at this.


LestoPresto - I expect nothing. says (10:17 PM):
I SHALL RISE ONCE MORE
LestoPresto - I expect nothing. says (10:17 PM):
and with come the catastrophic effect of my reign of terror!
LestoPresto - I expect nothing. says (10:17 PM):
ahahahahhaa
Mercurial Effect ® [ Jonas™ ] My style, my flava says (10:18 PM):
yes yes.
Mercurial Effect ® [ Jonas™ ] My style, my flava says (10:19 PM):
and you will flicker in fear when i say... LUMOS *light appears at the tip of my out-of-nowhere wand*
Mercurial Effect ® [ Jonas™ ] My style, my flava says (10:19 PM):
because you are a bloody.. cockroach.
LestoPresto - I expect nothing. says (10:19 PM):
flicker in fear
LestoPresto - I expect nothing. says (10:19 PM):
wtf
LestoPresto - I expect nothing. says (10:19 PM):
lol
Mercurial Effect ® [ Jonas™ ] My style, my flava says (10:19 PM):
cant use flicker in fear?
LestoPresto - I expect nothing. says (10:19 PM):
AND ON COMES MY BRETHRENS
LestoPresto - I expect nothing. says (10:20 PM):
MY WINGED COMRADES
LestoPresto - I expect nothing. says (10:20 PM):
DROWN U IN THE SEA OF COCKROACHES
Mercurial Effect ® [ Jonas™ ] My style, my flava says (10:20 PM):
things look bad for me.. but the roaches sense something.
LestoPresto - I expect nothing. says (10:20 PM):
=/
Mercurial Effect ® [ Jonas™ ] My style, my flava says (10:20 PM):
they focus on one thing.
Mercurial Effect ® [ Jonas™ ] My style, my flava says (10:20 PM):
BAYGON.
LestoPresto - I expect nothing. says (10:20 PM):
u fucking dictator
LestoPresto - I expect nothing. says (10:20 PM):
LOL
LestoPresto - I expect nothing. says (10:20 PM):
u know
LestoPresto - I expect nothing. says (10:20 PM):
when i can drown u
LestoPresto - I expect nothing. says (10:21 PM):
WHY CANT I DROWN TT BAYGON
Mercurial Effect ® [ Jonas™ ] My style, my flava says (10:21 PM):
baygon pwned all the roaches.
Mercurial Effect ® [ Jonas™ ] My style, my flava says (10:21 PM):
you cant even reach me.
LestoPresto - I expect nothing. says (10:21 PM):
u know baygon runs out too
Mercurial Effect ® [ Jonas™ ] My style, my flava says (10:21 PM):
i just have to SHOOOOOT.
Mercurial Effect ® [ Jonas™ ] My style, my flava says (10:21 PM):
you know i'm not so stupid in this story to only have one baygon.
Mercurial Effect ® [ Jonas™ ] My style, my flava says (10:21 PM):
i can do this.
Mercurial Effect ® [ Jonas™ ] My style, my flava says (10:21 PM):
ACCIO BAYGON.
Mercurial Effect ® [ Jonas™ ] My style, my flava says (10:22 PM):
and you know what happens?
Mercurial Effect ® [ Jonas™ ] My style, my flava says (10:22 PM):
the baygon in my hand flies into my face.
Mercurial Effect ® [ Jonas™ ] My style, my flava says (10:22 PM):
and i faint.

Okay I'm being gay too.
But he started it first.

Peace.

561.

My flava was expressed on 10:22 PM

The Bottom Line

Today is a turning point. The slate is wiped clean, the future is yours to create.

In Detail

Today, it might feel like you are stuck inside one of those snow-globe souvenirs -- and someone has just picked it up and shaken it. Hard. Everything in your life is knocked out its normal moorings right now, and floating around with little if any direction. But it's easy to make lemonade out of this lemon-like experience ... look upon this a turning point, when the slate is wiped clean and the future is yours to create in a new way. Dictate your dreams and go.

This is taken from Friendster horoscope for Virgo.
I guess this means that from today onwards,
I should really focus on what's important.
'O' Levels.

Yesterday I went out to celebrate my birthday with Harris and Keith.
I met up with them at Parklane lanshop.
After playing lan, they went back to Bunk while I went to O School to buy a cap from KH.
The cap I wanted is very good to wear for practising because it has more cushion than any other cap and it couldn't be bought in Singapore.

Guess who I saw in O School.
I saw Tammy Tay in a Reggae Open Lesson.
So I stayed there to watch her lesson while waiting for KH to come.
In the end KH and Wenzhi had to do a show so they never went to O School.
Victor came to take over their lesson so I asked Victor if he could help me contact KH.
In the end I managed to get Daniel to contact KH for me.
KH said he don't have any more of the cushioned caps,
and he still have one more cap but it's those normal cap and it's in grey somemore.
I thought, better than nothing so I bought it for 12bucks.

After that we went to East Coast Park.
We didn't know what to do so we were stoning there.
We decided to go to the arcade awhile so we went to the arcade above the Marine Bowl or something.
After that everyone went to play lan except for me, Jerven, Audrey and Huiwen.
We didn't went to find the others immediately.
Instead we went to play cards and Truth or Dare.
We went to find the others at the lanshop.
Me and Jerven went to play MaxTune at the arcade.
It was expensive as usual, but it's more fun now that it's Max Tune 3, not the Max Tune 2 we used to play.
Just to update our Max Tune 2 card to Max Tune 3 card costs $3.
Expensive but fun shitzx.

After that me, Eric, Chowlin and Keith went to Weicong's house to stayover for the night.
We went into the karaoke room in Weicong's house to chat chat chat.
We were talking about those supernatural stuff, like ghosts, gods, praying, etc.
We decided to get something to eat at 3am.
So Weicong cooked 5packets of noodles and we ate directly from the pot.
We were eating like some hungry dogs.
Hah.

After that we went upstairs.
Eric, Chowlin and Keith were playing the computer,
while me and Weicong stayed at the roof to talk.
Eric came up for awhile and left very quickly because he said,

'Wah, come here talk so depressing."

Hah.
We were talking about alot of stuff, and it's not those things that people usually talk about.
We spoke until around 5am and we went down to the karaoke room.
At first Eric and Keith said they wanted to sleep.
So I lied there and fell asleep.
They didn't sleep in the end. -.-
Chowlin and Eric left at 6.45 while me, Keith and Weicong slept.

Me and Keith slept until around 3-4pm.
After that we ate fried kuay tiao and popiah for lunch then we left.

That's my day yesterday.
Tomorrow's school term is starting.
Sooo sian.
Mac with Weiloon tomorrow.
Goodzx.

Peace.

560.

My flava was expressed on 9:05 PM

Okay,
today woke up at 8am to go to school to session with Terence, Jerven and Rongbin.
I brought my camera so I managed to take videos of our cyphers.
But I cannot upload the whole cypher because the file size is too big.
So I did some very troublesome editting to get all my parts out together to make one video.

Okay here's the vid.
I'm very repetitive but who cares right,
I bboyed for around half a year only, whatcha expect.



It's very troublesome so Rongbin, Jerven and Terence,
I'm not going to make one for any of you.
Call me selfish but if you want it, go get Jerven to learn how to do it since he has the program too. :)

Then after that we had our 'Go Out with My Crew' Episode 2.
There are two parts to it.
The second part is more retarded and gay.
It's all for the comedy effect.
Really.
I'm not gay.
Lol.

Seriously I did it to make people laugh.
I'm really not gay.
Really.

Ohya, and after we took this video we were being dumb.
We saw a cockroach under us and we started discussing about it.
Next moment it got brushed by someone and it was on its back.
Then we were talking about being compassionate towards life which includes insects and..
It got squashed.
Eww.
Worse thing,
it got stuck under one guy's flipflops after it got squashed.
Poor thing.



This boy was bothering me that day when I was teaching Jetbond the routine.
So I went to disiao him abit and Rongbin recorded it down.
The boy is cute.

Peace.

My flava was expressed on 10:33 PM

Today I went to Jurong to session with Sworn and Kyensai Seksay Crew.
I look forward to sessioning with them because they are placed second in the Interschool Floorskillz Competition 07.
And they are really good.

I was late and when I reached,
I was greeted with a piece of shocking news from Sworn.
"You are just in time for our battle."
I was like wtf?
I don't even know them yet and I have to battle them.
It scared the shit out of me because I heard from Sworn that they are damn good.
Sworn himself was scared.
Lol.
I can only say,
I got smoked badly by them.

My toprock was not fierce and on beat compared to theirs.
My footwork wasn't clean enough compared to theirs.
My freezes were pathetic compared to theirs.
And lastly, I have no powermoves while they had windmills, nutcracker mills, flares, 2000s, jackhammers, darkhammers and etc.
I got dissed quite badly as well.

But I managed to learn quite a lot from them.
And I hope to session with them again.

The best thing about them is,
they always practise at a pavilion.
You know those pavilions under HDB flats?
Yea those type.
You may think it's dirty but noo,
they actually wipe the floor everytime before they start.
Committed right.

I finally found out what I wanted to find out.
And it turned out exactly the way I didn't want.
Obviously I'll be in a bad mood after knowing this.
But I guess I OUGHT to be happy since this is not bad but actually better, at least for her isn't it?
I don't know.

Peace.

557~

My flava was expressed on 12:54 AM

HAPPY BIRTHDAY XINGHUEI! :D

My flava was expressed on 10:02 PM

My MSN personal message is..
I need blowups.

Look at this.


!GERMAINE; says:
you know, i nearly read your blowups as blowjobs.
Effectx® [ Jonas™ ] My style, my flava Are you dancing or just doing moves says:
LOL
!GERMAINE; says:
serious._.
Effectx® [ Jonas™ ] My style, my fla Are you dancing or just doing moves says:
Omg, so you actually thought I needed blowjobs.
!GERMAINE; says:
yea
Effectx® [ Jonas™ ] My style, my flava Are you dancing or just doing moves says:
Holy, dont tell me you pictured that scene.
!GERMAINE; says:
yes, i did
Effectx® [ Jonas™ ] My style, my flava Are you dancing or just doing moves says:
Uhh, so how did it look? O:
!GERMAINE; says:
haha
!GERMAINE; says:
you enjoyed it
Effectx® [ Jonas™ ] My style, my flava Are you dancing or just doing moves says:
oh man. so wrong. ._.

capitulated, my heart is of its pride for your love says:
blow ups o,o
Effectx® [ Jonas™ ]  My style, my flava  Are you dancing or just doing moves says:
not blowjobs. definitely not blowjobs. lol.
capitulated, my heart is of its pride for your love says:
GAGA how do you know what im THINKING
capitulated, my heart is of its pride for your love says:
lol
Effectx® [ Jonas™ ]  My style, my flava   Are you dancing or just doing moves says:
hahaha, i'm your son remember.

Both Amber and Germaine was thinking of blowjobs.
Shit man.
Lol.

Peace,
Jonas

My flava was expressed on 11:27 PM

Yesterday's FUYO Anniversary Jam was great.
Singapore's Bboy scene was right before my eyes yesterday.
The top crews: FTC, FUYO, Radikal Forze, Definition, etc were all present.
And I realised what they enjoy doing the most is not competing for the best or whatever,
but to have fun cyphering every now and then.

Watching the cypher and joining in the cypher is two different thing.
Watching the cypher is damn entertaining.
But the sheer thought of entering the cypher will make you nervous.
Especially when you are cyphering with Singapore's top bboys.

I managed to record a short clip of Terence entering the cypher,
but I didn't record any clips of myself or Rongbin because my battery died after recording the main battles.

Here's the clip.
Terence is the last guy in grey.

My brother bought me a pair of Puma shoes.
But the thing is..
It's neither Puma Suede or Puma Clyde.
And it's white so it's like a school shoe.
And this means my mum won't let me buy a pair of Puma Suede unless I spoil my shoes.
Shit.
But ohwell,
at least I have a pair of Puma shoes right.
Better than nothing.

Studying with Cheng and Charmaine at Esplanade tomorrow.
Maybe will hang around to bboy for awhile.

It feels weird not talking to you tonight.
Where are you?

Peace,
Jonas

My flava was expressed on 8:31 PM

Guess what.
Today's the FUYO 5th Anniversary Event!
I'm supposed to be excited.
But I'm not.

I'm supposed to be excited about the battle with Bboy Dragon.
But I'm not.

Terence is going, Rongbin is going, Bboy Sworn is going and lastly Bboy Dragon is going.
Someone will piss me off today,
according to my Friendster Horoscope today.

Everyone has two sides to their personality (at least),
so today if someone is getting on your nerves,
focus on the part of their personality that is most compatible with yours.
Separating the good parts of people from the bad parts will enable you to make stronger alliances and not get caught up in petty emotional soap operas.
If you are forced into some intense collaborations with some of these annoying folks today,
make sure you keep a level head.

I guess I'll try my best to keep a level head.
I'll come back home with pictures and videos.

Peace,
Jonas

My flava was expressed on 10:49 AM