I find that talking to myself is essential for me in whatever I do.

Try to picture this.
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It's 2pm and I'm still lying on my bed like a pig.
I TRY to wake up but I can't for some supernatural reason. (I refuse to blame myself for it)
So..
I bring out my best friend, John.

John: WAKE UP YOU SLEEPY PIG!
Jonas: Why -.-
John: Because you still can't do an airchair?
Jonas: Wtf, no link. Screw off.
John: Fine sleep for all you want, you can't do anything constructive if you're awake anyway.
Jonas: Yes I can.
John: Do it.

And I drag myself out of bed.
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Yes I know it's dope.

And the best part is,
nobody knows what we are talking about.
So we can even gossip about other people.
Hiakhiakhiak.

K bye.

It has been 2 years.
I wonder if you still remember me.

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